Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Gordy's Life

Time for some laughter, lightmindedness, and some speaking ill of the Lord's Annointed. Sung to the tune of Kurt Weill's "Mac the Knife":

Oh when the prophet speaks to us dear
You know the thinking has been done
When Gordy lies on tv dear
Some mormon doctrine is now gone

When the prophet lies to Larry
Mormon faces all turn red
Did he say we don't belive that?
Perhaps we should choose Boyd instead

In the chapel Sunday morning
lies a prophet snoozing life
Boyd's gay bashing 'round the corner
Could this be Gordy's life?

Some apostates protest the mall purchase don't you know
Picket signs on our new lawn
God will get them in the end dear
It's too bad old Brigham's gone

Blood atonement? We never taught that
Joe's Polygamy? Now don't be rash
I spend money like a sailor
Pay your tithing for my temple stash.

Thomas Monson, Boyd K. Packer,
Paul H. Dunn, Orson Pratt
Oh God's way is through Joseph
Now that Gordy's back in town.


At Thu Aug 31, 02:04:00 PM 2006 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outer Poetry, I like it and thanks for the link to my blog do you mind if I do likewise?

At Thu Aug 31, 02:13:00 PM 2006 , Blogger The Sinister Porpoise said...

Just a song parody. Admittedly, Mac the Knife is a really *old* song...

No problem. I meant to ask you, but couldn't find an e-mail address.

At Thu Aug 31, 03:11:00 PM 2006 , Blogger Sideon said...

I adore your blog, Sinister.



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